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    银行系列笑话

    刚刚去医院旁边的贱行取钱,门口的取款机人很多,大家都在排队晒太阳.
    但是奇怪的是里面的营业厅却只有一个顾客.,
    于是我走到一个窗口,对那个长的人模狗样的职员说取800块。
    那个人竟然说到外面的取款机取,我问他为什么卡不能在柜台上取?
    他说5000以下都到取款机上取,说这是为了节约时间,提高效率、分流,我当时就傻了,分流?
    我问他,现在外面的取款机排队排的老长,这里面一个人都没有,这节约的什么效率?
    有哪个文件规定5000以下的不能在柜台取?其它的银行都可以!
    那个狗东西说是贱行的文件,我说拿给我看!他拿不出来,反正就是不给取。
    我看着外面在排队晒太阳的人,再看看里面看报纸吹空调的贱人,气不打一处来,于
    是我决定整一整他。
    我说好,那就取5000!等他办完了,把5000给我了,我拿了一百,说存100!
    取款机上不能存钱,所以他办了。等他办完这100块,我再拿了100块,说存100!
    那个狗东西说你不能一次存完么?
    我说我给我自己发的文件规定了,一次只能存100,怎样,不行么?我就一次存100,一次存100.
    慢慢的周围围了很多支持者,大家都说干的好!
    旁边马上有人也和我一样干了起来。
    最后他们的领导出来了,很嚣张的说:你们扰乱金融次序,我报警。.
    我说我是存钱啊,银行不就是存钱的地方么?你有文件规定了一次不能存一百?拿给我看!
    旁边的很多人都支持我,大声的指责他们。
    最后那个什么领导说对不起,我们以后一定会改进工作方法。给大家方便,等等等.......

    还有一次在某工行,甲方一笔140W的拔款
    到账之后,我去工行办款。因为没有工行卡,我就打算办张卡把钱转存上去,结果工作人员居然说,办卡要复印身份证,他们的复印机坏了,要我自己去复印。我暴
    怒,说,算了,不存了,140W全部提现!今天晚上你们报计划吧,明天我来取!银行的业务部主任当时脸色就变了,然后,一个小姑娘满脸笑容的说:您把身份
    证拿来,我去给您复印,您稍等一会儿。。。嗯,当时感觉心理就平衡了。。。

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    Fei-Tze Fuwrote:
    Good Job!
    看你寫的真覺得你腦筋靈活....
    要是我一定傻傻在那邊受氣.....XD
    Oct. 20
    美丽 艾wrote:
    恩,做的好,只有顾客有上帝意识了,才能推动服务行业的水平
    Oct. 11

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