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    猪猪快乐

    人=吃饭+睡觉+上班+玩,
    猪=吃饭+睡觉,
    代入:人=猪+上班+玩,
    即:人-玩=猪+上班.
    结论:不懂玩的人=会上班的猪!  

    男人=吃饭+睡觉+挣钱
    猪=吃饭+睡觉
    男人=猪+挣钱
    猪=男人-挣钱
    所以男人不挣钱等于猪。

    女人=吃饭+睡觉+花钱。
    猪  =吃饭+睡觉。代入上式得:
    女人=猪+花钱。移项得:
    女人-花钱=猪。
    结论:女人不花钱的都是猪。

    综上:
    男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱!
    女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱!
          
    男人+女人=两头猪  
    祝天下的猪猪们中秋节快乐!

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    美丽 艾wrote:
    太搞了吧.这在普通逻辑上叫什么来着,偷换概念
    11 Oct.
    Fei-Tze Fuwrote:
    這篇文章我也有收到e-,mail喔....寫的很有趣呢....
    中秋節阿..在國外過,本來大家說好要一起吃火鍋的...
    結果因為主角有課..於是作罷....
    隔天到公園野餐,順道吃了月餅..
    也算是過了個中秋吧....
    XD
    8 Oct.
    Sowill中秋也快乐!中秋是不是不能回家啊?不会也像我一样一个人孤零零的过吧?
    7 Oct.
    朔仲秋wrote:
    祝愿~猪猪佳节无比快乐,国庆中秋都格外开心!
    30 Sept.

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